A Letter To Santa
Dear Santa,
How are you? As for me, I’m doing great. Hope you still remember your old buddy, Troy. I’ve been really good all year. I help my children and wife ALL THE TIME. I’ve changed lots of diapers, and read many books that I don’t care much about. I’ve also broken up lots of fights, and removed lots of stains from the carpet. I’ve also watched movies that put me to sleep, and made lots of snacks. I have also learned more about the history of the Girl Scouts than I thought was humanly possible.
I was wondering if you could help me out with my Christmas list this year. It’s pretty short; just a few essential things. I’m trying not to ask for too much…
1. Chevy Work Van.
2. Makita 10″ Contractor Table Saw ( model #2705)
3. Makita 3 1/2 HP Plunge Router( model # 1800)
4. Case of Industrial Ear Plugs
If you can’t get everything, PLEASE try to get the ear plugs. It’s been years since I had some peaceful sleep.
I’ll leave lots of cookies out for you, but they tend to disappear quickly at my house. I promise to I’ll try to be awake when you get here, but I have problems staying up late these days.
Thanks for being so nice to guys like me. If you need anything please let me know…
Troy
Comment from subarb
Time December 31, 2009 at 4:46 pm
Very funny Troy. I showed this to my husband. He said this could be his list.